Awhh Leagg Aw Here We Go Again
Here we fucking go again! Every fourth dimension Celtic win (which is all the time these days) the agnivores take to review every motility in microscopic detail. Their latest is that Abada was offside when the ball was passed to Jota, who afterward scored. Apparently, Abada interfered with play, stopping a defender getting to Jota. They've drawn a line to show that he was definitely offside.
Really, their real line is fifty-fifty worse. Aye, it shows Abada in an offside position, but information technology'southward clear that he's moving into an onside 1 and was onside when the ball was kicked to Jota. They're that desperate that they'll try anything!
Meanwhile, a sure fat bastard was offside at one of the other Neo-Gers thespian's goals against Hearts. And El Guffalo, with his bulk, tin't help but interfere with play no matter where he is. His own goals are achieved by barging everybody out of the fashion. He'south similar a big fatty that'due south been kept behind a year at nursery, who sends all the wee ones flying in the rush to get a shot of a toy. Defenders are terrified to stick a leg out to get the brawl off him as he'll be straight onto the deck, claiming a penalty and a cerise bill of fare for his opponent. Of course, there is some other reason why players are scared to cause him to fall…
"Holy fuck! No! No!"
Isn't it strange, while they're looking at referees' decisions, that none of the agnivores accept questioned the penalty Neo-Gers got against Hibs? Or, for that matter, the penalty that Hibs were denied? And yet, the Huns insist that all the referees and the Scottish media are against them. They have no self-sensation, or no awareness at all. Either that or they're simply lying. I hateful, what the hell are yous supposed to make of this argument on the DR Hotline, "Come up the end of the season, Rangers (sic) will prove the old adage that 'existence honest is always fruitful'." Where the fuck do you even first with that ane?
Apparently, Aaron Ramsey is to outset against the might of Annan Athletic in the Fifth Circular of the Scottish Cup, on an artificial pitch no less! If he manages to get the brawl over the goal line, we'll never hear the terminate of what a great buy he'south been. Wee Bonky will simply be hoping that Ramsey's recovered from that fifteen minutes he played against Hearts a week agone.
"Don't worry, Mr Bonky. Ah'one thousand rarin' tae get!"
I've always fabricated a betoken of fugitive pubs chosen The Cross Keys. Every 1 I've e'er seen looked equally rough as fuck, every bit did the clientele. If I'yard always in Wishaw, though, I'll brand an exception. The Cantankerous Keys in Wishaw is a Celtic pub and it has placed a Japanese flag outside in tribute to Celtic'due south fantabulous signings and to back up Kyogo Furuhashi afterwards all the racist corruption directed at him. Unbelievably, local Huns have complained to the quango (N Lanarkshire, which explains a lot) maxim that the flag is an insult to those that fought confronting the Japanese in WWII. How fucking desperate and piffling tin yous get? They're saying that veterans volition become upset if they run into it. Such veterans, however, would have to be not a baw-pilus off a hundred, if they're still alive. A load of absolute pish!
Since they're not the brightest, the Huns accept claimed that it's the Imperial Japanese flag that's outside the Cantankerous Keys, when it'due south obviously not. The Imperial flag is the i with the sun'south rays on it, while the ordinary Japanese flag is simply a big, red spot on a white background. If they're going to claim that the sunburst symbol is offensive, then they're going to have a fucking hard time of information technology. The sunburst was an integral office of Fine art Deco design; even the Empire State Building has one in its antechamber. Houses congenital in the 1920s and 1930s commonly have i on stained glass above the front door and in that location are garden gates everywhere with the symbol. Are the Huns going to go around the country destroying all these? I doubt it. I think we all know the real reason for their opposition to the flag!
"Holy fuck! It's The Bridge oan the River Kwai aw ower again!"
With fuel prices going through the roof, a mode to go inexpensive electricity is easily at hand. All they take to do is attach a dynamo to Auld Major Tom'due south grave. He'south probably spinning that fast he could power the whole fucking country! The charity his family ready is being investigated for the amount it's spent on assistants and money managed to find its way to the family's businesses. And speaking of Major Tom, I recently discovered on The Chase that the old bugger got to Number 1 in the music charts. I just had to hear it, so onto YouTube, where I discovered the worst version of You'll Never Walk Lone I've e'er heard. I'm not posting it hither, it's that bad so, if yous haven't heard it, you lot'll need to go along YouTube yourself!
There was a story in the Tape virtually some pervert driving teacher, who was caught past the police force as he tried to groom what he thought was a fourteen-year-old daughter. The motion-picture show alongside the commodity had me puzzled. Why the fuck was he wearing all that gear just to teach people to drive? Then over again, maybe that was part of his perversion.
I must be getting dyslexic in my onetime age, because when I looked once more I realised that the cunt is a diving instructor! He happens to exist Scottish, but was arrested in a sting performance by police in England. He probably wishes he'd been caught by Police Scotland. All they'd be interested in is what schoolhouse he went to and what team he supports!
Another article in the DR is about ex-striker Carlton Cole, who was on talkSPORT every bit a pundit. During his curt fourth dimension at Celtic, Cole rented a flat in Glasgow and his old landlord phoned in to ask near his missing ironing-board! It seems that when Cole moved out his removal men took the landlord's iron and ironing-board, thinking they belonged to the footballer. Cole took things in good function and promised to return the items. The reason why I'thousand mentioning this is that I'g imagining if that had been an ex-Rangers or Neo-Gers role player. They'd all exist up in arms, claiming that the media were doing annihilation to blacken the name of Raynjurz, fifty-fifty calling ane of their ex-players a thief!
I was reading that Jacob Rees-Mogg wrote a alphabetic character to the Sun, request all the Brexity types which Eu regulations he should get rid of. Christ, even during the run-up to the Brexit referendum nobody could say what EU regulations they had an issue with. The whole reason for Brexit was so that the likes of Rees-Mogg could avoid the EU looking into their tax-dodging schemes. The English language morons that voted for information technology did information technology because they thought they'd be getting rid of everybody of a different color to themselves. Mind you, top of Rees-Mogg's list is probably all the regulations concerning workers' rights. He'south besides scared to come out with it himself, though!
"Don't worry, Nanny. I'll make sure you still get your £5 an hour!"
Speaking of Brexiteers, the DUP and the UUP are making all way of empty threats about the NI Protocol. They're and so terrified of a united Ireland that they're willing to accept a difficult border with the Republic and join in the shortages and high prices that the residual of u.s.a. accept to endure. Simply, if things turn out the style they want and their shops have nothing except empty shelves, they'll at least have the comfort of knowing that they're British shelves!
"Awright, troops? Information technology'southward a fuckin' disgrace that fuckin' Feenyin pub flyin' the flag-y wan-y Britain's enemies. An' it's jist a few miles doon the road frae ma bit an' aw. Information technology's yeah the same wi' they terrorist-lovin' basturts. They aw hate United kingdom an' that'due south how they always back up Britain'due south enemies. If it wisnae fur ma gout, Ah'd become doon tae Wishaw masel' an' wreck the fuckin' shitehole. It's offensive tae me an' ma faimly an' aw. Ma da fought against the Japs. Ay came oot oan strike wi' the remainder-y the Boilermakers Spousal relationship when the Japs tried tae buy the shipyerd ay worked in."
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